nohello

Say the whole thing, not just the greeting.

the problem

You send "hi" or "hello" and wait. The other person replies "hey". Then you finally ask your question. Now they have to wait for you to type it out, and you've made a simple exchange take twice as long.

Y
You 10:15 AM
hey
T
Them 10:17 AM
hey whats up
Y
You 10:18 AM
do you know when the report is due?
T
Them 10:18 AM
friday at 5pm

That "hey" to "hey" round trip cost 2 minutes for zero information.

the fix

Put the greeting and the question in the same message. That's it.

Y
You 10:15 AM
hey, do you know when the report is due?
T
Them 10:15 AM
friday at 5pm

One message. Instant answer. Everyone wins.

guide

"Hey, quick question - do you know when the report is due?"

Simple. Respectful. Effective.